"Doppelgängland,"
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1998)
Today is the 19th anniversary of the premiere of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, if you can even believe that shit. "Welcome to the Hellmouth" (as well as the second episode, called "The Harvest") aired on March 10th, 1997. We are all so old!
The scene shown above is the gag ending to the episode called "Doppelgängland" from the third season, which is probably in everybody's Top 10 episodes of Buffy ever (at least if they're sane people making the lists). If you've never seen the show that's an alternate timeline vampire Willow Rosenberg (Buffy's bestest friend played by the wonderful Alyson Hannigan) getting staked immediately upon being returned to her own dimension. It's funny! Or at least...
... it's funnier than that. That's the pointless death of Anya (my favorite character) in the series finale, which was almost the scene I did for this post because I'm an asshole. I decided it was too hurtful though. But hey, there's the gif anyway - stare at that for awhile and feel your heart break one more time! Happy Buffy Day! (And since it bears repeating, goddamn you Joss Whedon.)
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Night Shyamalan -- Everything Up To And Including The Kitchen Toaster -- Sacrificed To Kali -- Via The Gargantuan Venom Of The Black Mamba Snake -- Turned Into An Evil Robot -- The Out-Of-Nowhere Careening Vehicle Splat -- "Oh My God... It's Dip!!!" -- Critter Balled -- Stuff'd -- A Hot-Air Balloon Ride... Straight To Hell!!!-- Puppy Betrayal -- High-Heeled By A Girlfriend Impersonator -- Flip-Top Beheaded --Because I'm Too Goddamned Beautiful To Live -- By Choosing... Poorly... -- Fried Alive Due To Baby Ingenuity -- A Good Old-Fashioned Tentacle Smothering -- Eepa! 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8 comments:
Evil Willow's little "Oh, Fu.." at the end of that scene is priceless, as is the exchange with Cordelia when Willow's locked up:
Cordelia: "Is there something on my neck?"
Willow: "Not yet."
Damn. Almost 20 years later, and it's still as fresh as the first time I saw it.
It's from the episode "Doppelgängland", though.
Dammit! Of course it is, YP -- I watched the Vampire Willow scenes on a compilation all mixed up on YouTube and it got me confused. Will fix; please don't steal away my Buffy badge ;)
I'm not gonna lie, I was a little disappointed there, Jason! But seeing as you also have Anya as your favorite character, it's a good :)
I don't know why Emma Caulfields career never took off. She's brill.
I really was gonna do Anya's scene until the last minute, so this one was kind of hastily thrown together. Point being DON'T BE DISAPPOINTED IN ME, I WILL MELTTTTTTTTTTT
Emma Caulfield is a fucking genius and it makes me so sad that she's worked so little since Buffy. Hollywood sucks.
What they did to Anya was so mean.
I understand the decision and I like it, but it was so hurtful.
WHY MUST YOU REMIND ME OF WHAT HAPPENED TO ANYA I'M STILL NOT OVER IT!
19 years, really? Every day there is something else that makes me feel old, and I'm only 30!
Anya and Andrew were the best things about season 7. I remember introducing my sister to Joss's stuff, finishing season 6, and then making her stop and watch Firefly. She was not happy until seeing him in 7. and was actually glad I had done so. Nate does creepy so amazingly well.
But Anya's death will forever haunt me.
Evil Joss.
It'll be interesting to see where he goes from here.
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