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Neighbors is out this coming weekend, and as I scoured this behind-the-scenes featurette for any new shirtless Zac Efron material I realized that this was a question that needed to be asked: you've got Zac, Seth Rogen, and Dave Franco sitting on a couch getting fucked up in front of you - who do you drag upstairs for a quick unbridled bang (Do), who do you leave sitting there to drool incoherently on themselves (Dump), and who do you wake up beside the next morning (Marry)?
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I mean, is this even a question, because if every single answer isn't do Franco, Dump Rogan, Marry Efron's abs I mean Efron, then I don't understand the world in which we live.
You're gonna be surprised by how many Rogen devotees there are, I think
Marry Dave, because there's a Franco brother fantasy I have had for a while
Do Efron, because hit it and quit it is his game
Dump Rogen-I mean, I get the appeal and in reality he would probably be the best companion, but I could get a Rogen in reality...not the case with the many abs of Zac.
Marry Efron because...obviously. This is the correct answer and I'm sure that scientific logic supports. Any other answer is in fact wrong.
Do Seth Rogen because he looks like the giving type. I don't necessarily want to be with that forever, though.
Dump Dave Franco. I sense some serious dark shit going on behind the Francos' eyes. Not the fun kind of dark shit, FYI. "Weird smell in the crawlspace" dark shit.
No love for Christopher Mintz-Plasse? I'd take him before Franco or Rogen, tbh...
Do Franco and Efron because why not. Sorry if i don't really follow the rules but i don't think i'm the only one who dream of that.
And still marry Efron after dumping Rogen.
Given the choice -
Do & Marry - Zac (I'm not a die hard fan but he's the most attractive among the group)
Dump - Both Seth (He's funny but lookwise...) & Dave (He's technically cute but he looks weirdly crazier than his brother o_O)
Do: Rogan-Good for a cuddle and a laugh but he seems needy.
Dump: Franco-I don't get the appeal and what if he starts sliding down into weird eccentricity like the brother.
Marry: Efron-Probably just as much trouble as the other two but so pretty.
They all seem like a lot of work actually.
do - franco [thanks to that GFY funny or die vid]
marry - efron [one of those tabloid 72 hour deals]
kill - rogan [you heard me]
Do Efron, Dump Franco and Marry Rogen. Rogen is far and away the sexiest out of those three!
Do - Efron
Dump - Franco
Marry - Rogan
Can I do AND marry Rogan and dump the other two. Washboard abs do nothing for me and neither do guys that look 12.
I'm here for the bears ;-)
first I'd do Franco, then I'd dump him, which would make him want to marry me, then I'd dump again when I traded up to a bigger star, it's all my plan to sleep my way to the top of the Hollywood "elite" crowd!
Rogan = let's get high and play video games. I'd have him call my soon-to-be brother-in-law, James, for that, too.
Efron = plastic mannequin = no sexual attraction = ignored lol
spit roasted by Efron and Franco, dump Rogan
Do Efron
Dump Rogen
Marry Franco
Do Efron - because everyone should get to do a really pretty, plastic person once in awhile
Dump Franco - because he's just not quite as plastic as Efron
Marry Seth - but I only want to marry the characters he plays NOT the needy, insecure actor he probably is in real life. I do think he's sexy in a schlubby, real way and I think it's really cool when guys like him get really turned on.
Fisti is right. If I could, I'd choose do and marry for Rogen too. (That laugh!) He's adorkable!
DO: Efron
DUMP: Franco
MARRY: Rogen
I'd do Rogen, because he's Canadian so very giving.
I'd marry his buddy Jay Baruchel, who's also Canadian and doesn't look to be that much of a pothead (plus hearing Hiccup all the time would be a huge turn-on).
And I'd dump the other two, they don't look like they have enough synapses to rub together.
I would fuck & marry Seth Rogen. He is a trophy bear. Zac Efron is very, very pretty but doesn't do much for me. The other Franco brother I'd dump
Dump Rogen. Sorry Seth.
Do Franco, cuz I think it would be fun before the crazy really starts to get real, and of course...
Marry Zach and his fuzzy tummy/tits.
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