Monday, May 05, 2014

Do Dump or Marry: Frat Love

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Neighbors is out this coming weekend, and as I scoured this behind-the-scenes featurette for any new shirtless Zac Efron material I realized that this was a question that needed to be asked: you've got Zac, Seth Rogen, and Dave Franco sitting on a couch getting fucked up in front of you - who do you drag upstairs for a quick unbridled bang (Do), who do you leave sitting there to drool incoherently on themselves (Dump), and who do you wake up beside the next morning (Marry)?


21 comments:

The Bloody Munchkin said...

I mean, is this even a question, because if every single answer isn't do Franco, Dump Rogan, Marry Efron's abs I mean Efron, then I don't understand the world in which we live.

Jason Adams said...

You're gonna be surprised by how many Rogen devotees there are, I think

John T said...

Marry Dave, because there's a Franco brother fantasy I have had for a while

Do Efron, because hit it and quit it is his game

Dump Rogen-I mean, I get the appeal and in reality he would probably be the best companion, but I could get a Rogen in reality...not the case with the many abs of Zac.

The Pretentious Know it All said...

Marry Efron because...obviously. This is the correct answer and I'm sure that scientific logic supports. Any other answer is in fact wrong.

Do Seth Rogen because he looks like the giving type. I don't necessarily want to be with that forever, though.

Dump Dave Franco. I sense some serious dark shit going on behind the Francos' eyes. Not the fun kind of dark shit, FYI. "Weird smell in the crawlspace" dark shit.

No love for Christopher Mintz-Plasse? I'd take him before Franco or Rogen, tbh...

Anonymous said...

Do Franco and Efron because why not. Sorry if i don't really follow the rules but i don't think i'm the only one who dream of that.
And still marry Efron after dumping Rogen.

AG said...

Given the choice -

Do & Marry - Zac (I'm not a die hard fan but he's the most attractive among the group)

Dump - Both Seth (He's funny but lookwise...) & Dave (He's technically cute but he looks weirdly crazier than his brother o_O)

joel65913 said...

Do: Rogan-Good for a cuddle and a laugh but he seems needy.

Dump: Franco-I don't get the appeal and what if he starts sliding down into weird eccentricity like the brother.

Marry: Efron-Probably just as much trouble as the other two but so pretty.

They all seem like a lot of work actually.

Seldirima said...

Do Franco, Dump Efron (bleh ;P), Marry Rogen ;)

par3182 said...

do - franco [thanks to that GFY funny or die vid]
marry - efron [one of those tabloid 72 hour deals]
kill - rogan [you heard me]

Paul Chandler said...

Do Efron, Dump Franco and Marry Rogen. Rogen is far and away the sexiest out of those three!

Unknown said...

Do - Efron
Dump - Franco
Marry - Rogan

Anonymous said...

Can I do AND marry Rogan and dump the other two. Washboard abs do nothing for me and neither do guys that look 12.

I'm here for the bears ;-)

Brad said...

first I'd do Franco, then I'd dump him, which would make him want to marry me, then I'd dump again when I traded up to a bigger star, it's all my plan to sleep my way to the top of the Hollywood "elite" crowd!

Rogan = let's get high and play video games. I'd have him call my soon-to-be brother-in-law, James, for that, too.

Efron = plastic mannequin = no sexual attraction = ignored lol

Ryan said...

spit roasted by Efron and Franco, dump Rogan

Anonymous said...

Do Efron
Dump Rogen
Marry Franco

billybil said...

Do Efron - because everyone should get to do a really pretty, plastic person once in awhile

Dump Franco - because he's just not quite as plastic as Efron

Marry Seth - but I only want to marry the characters he plays NOT the needy, insecure actor he probably is in real life. I do think he's sexy in a schlubby, real way and I think it's really cool when guys like him get really turned on.

Forever1267 said...

Fisti is right. If I could, I'd choose do and marry for Rogen too. (That laugh!) He's adorkable!

Neal said...

DO: Efron
DUMP: Franco
MARRY: Rogen

mangrove said...

I'd do Rogen, because he's Canadian so very giving.

I'd marry his buddy Jay Baruchel, who's also Canadian and doesn't look to be that much of a pothead (plus hearing Hiccup all the time would be a huge turn-on).

And I'd dump the other two, they don't look like they have enough synapses to rub together.

WJ said...

I would fuck & marry Seth Rogen. He is a trophy bear. Zac Efron is very, very pretty but doesn't do much for me. The other Franco brother I'd dump

David said...

Dump Rogen. Sorry Seth.
Do Franco, cuz I think it would be fun before the crazy really starts to get real, and of course...
Marry Zach and his fuzzy tummy/tits.