Monday, May 05, 2014

Who Wore It Best?

Rescinded Underwear Selfies?

Frank Ocean and James Franco each instagrammed pictures of themselves posing seductive-like in their underpants last week, only to snatch them off their feeds minutes later. It's sort of like ye olde riddle about a tree falling in a forest with nobody there to hear it - would either of these pictures have gotten the attention they did if both fellas had left them there and not pretended to be all coy post-posting? Only instead of a tree it's a penis and instead of a forest it's a grove of stalkers and freaks (aka the internet).


-carywd said...

franco is so pudgy sweaty gross

Anonymous said...

I had a crush on James Franco once. But now, he seems just gross with all these pictures. The first one was nice but now he's just an attention whore.

The Bloody Munchkin said...

Can we ship James Franco and Frank Ocean please? They could have beautiful children, the boy named Frank Franco and the girl named Jamie Ocean, and those children that post desperate selfies and then immediately take them down. They cycle could continue for eons!

I Wanna Fuck Dave Franco's Face said...

James Franco is so gross. I feel so depressed that someone that repulsive has decided to be the heterosexual champion of the gay community. His brother on the other hand is sex on legs...hard, hairy, tanned 28 year old legs. ;)

reggie said...

James looks sweaty, sticky, and smelly.