Eric Bana's Enormous Codpiece Shenanigans

I don't know how I live in a world where this news hadn't already trickled its way to my ears, but I do, and that is more depressing than, like, a one-legged Sudanese puppy. From this site (whose reputation I cannot vouch for, having never been there before):

"Scarlett Johansson struggled while acting with co-star Eric Bana in new movie The Other Boleyn Girl - she couldn't stop looking at his private parts.

Bana, who plays Henry VIII in the movie, had to wear a codpiece for the part - a decorative flap used to cover male genitalia in medieval England - and it proved to be too much of a distraction for Johansson.

Johansson, who plays Mary Boleyn in the film, says, "We'd be ready to do a scene and I couldn't look at anything else.

"I won't get over that codpiece for a long time.

"Eric would use it as a tool. He would rest his hands or a cup of coffee on it.

"People would even lead him around the set by it.""

This is why I need to go get a job on a movie set tomorrow. On the off chance that my offical job title could be "Eric Bana Codpiece Wrangler." Sigh.

Also, because I'm a complete perv, here's ---> a close-up of said newly-infamous codpiece, because this is the kind of magic that deserves to be prominently featured in this dull world.
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