Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... at bearded boot camp with Jai Courtney.

Apparently Russell Crowe has a movie he's directed called The Water Diviner which comes out in Australia at the end of the month, here in the US in the Spring, and besides himself it co-stars our new favorite Aussie battlah Jai Courtney with a mustache.

Look at that guy in the background! Biting his lip and eying Jai up and down, he's definitely got the right idea. Anyway long story somewhat short all the actors had to go to boot camp for the movie and there's a behind the scenes video or two and natch I capped the ever-living stuffing them. Let's get our sweat on after the jump...

Who Wore It Best?

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It took me 24 hours of staring of that new picture of Jake Gyllenhaal in Okja to figure out what he was reminding me of (besides Muldoon in the first Jurassic Park movie, of course) -- it was Jai Courtney in the 2014 movie The Water Diviner.  There are only so many stache n' safari hat combos to go around...

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Great Moments in Movie Staches

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I still haven't bothered to see Jai Courtney's 2015 film The Water Diviner (Russell Crowe is anathema to me) but I feel pretty safe in saying even sight unseen that this is one of the great movie mustaches, if you keep your eyes trained below his neck anyway. 

"Hey. Stache is up here, dude."

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Joel Kinnaman and the Space Jockeys

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If you want to watch something created by Battlestar Galactica creator Ron Moore again but Outlander isn't your thing - and Outlander ins't my thing, despite the valiant attempts to make it so by the cum-gutters of Sam Heughan - then perhaps this news will bring on a smile to your own cum-gutters: Moore is making a sci-fi show (as of yet untitled) for Apple about "a world where global space race never ended." I hope they title it Space Force, personally. (Thx Mac) The show will star Joel Kinnaman here (along with his own cum-gutters presumably), as well as the attractive ginger Kiwi Michael Dorman who was apparently in The Water Diviner with Jai Courtney's Mustache. So that is a thing to look forward to! Until then let's all stare at these pictures of Joel being all butch in Men's Health recently right here after the jump...