Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... getting the jump on Aaron Taylor-Johnson. (via)

Ever since Aaron started doing social media again a few months ago he's really taken to posting photos of himself leaping and bounding and acrobatting himself bonkers...

Here are two photos of Aaron Taylor-Johnson putting those legendary glutes to good use pic.twitter.com/1x4XByz2Jl

— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) July 22, 2022

... which has been a fine experience for all of us -- we welcome him back with open arms, we do. Speaking of arms though (oooh looka transition) I was literally just speaking about Aaron Taylor-Johnson's arms with his Kraven the Hunter co-star Alessandro Nivola on Twitter last week...

It gets bigger in Kraven

— Alessandro Nivola (@SandroNivola) August 5, 2022

... which is not a sentence I ever thought I'd find myself fortunate enough to be writing but here we are -- for all of social media's ills I have managed to dig up some happy times, of which this was a prime example. Anyway "It Gets Bigger" is obviously meant to be my own version of Dan Savage's "It Gets Better" campaign, wherein instead of convincing queer kids that life after adolescence becomes less nightmarish I just tell them that, "Hey there are hot people to stare at right this minute!" I think it's a winner. Let's get it started with more of Aaron and his bigger biceps after the jump...