Tuesday, August 17, 2021

I Dream of John-John


Didja all see the news that Ryan Murphy is planning on making a limited-series called American Love Story that will tell the story of John F. Kennedy Jr's tragic romance with Carolyn Bessette? Yes I might be using this news as an excuse to post more pictures of John-John gracing Central Park with his hirsute presence back in the 90s, and what of it? Anyway this project is obviously impossible since there is no man on Earth who could play that man convincingly. Y'all come at me in the comments with suggestions (especially if you link to pictures of men who vaguely look like this!) but I'll accept nobody. He was one of a kind perfect.



14 comments:

Anonymous said...

You are all going down, along with your beloved pedophile hollywood posers. Time will soon put everybody on its rightful place… roll over, slave dogs, there is no stopping the end of all this fake…

Tom said...

Come on Jason, this one's just too easy, isn't it? The correct answer to your question is obviously David Corenswet, right?

John Arcadi said...

Jacob elordi

MJL said...

Beau Mirchoff???

Mack said...

John Schlossberg

Parker said...

Aidan Turner

Anonymous said...

Agreed, with Tom. David Corenswet seems like the obvious choice, especially considering Ryan Murphy is attached.

Anonymous said...

And who will play Michael Bergin, the underwear model that Carolyn Bessette continued to bonk after she married John-John.

ferretrick said...

Hugh Jackman

Pierce said...

Both Aiden Turner and Hugh Jackman are too old for the role. Ezra Miller would be fascinating in the role.

FoxVerde said...

i agree with mack!

john schlossberg!

yourtherhoda said...

i can't insert a photo but that very pretty man who just tried to sit in the chaise next to jennifer coolidge?
he sure is pretty...

Mike Johnson said...

Chris Wood is the first to come to mind. Not super similar in appearance (who is), but has the same cocky sweetness and a hairy chest (like Jr.) for the many (hopefully) shirtless scenes. I like Elordi as well, but the hairless chest would be too distracting.

Anonymous said...

Well, he’s not an actor, but model Justice Joslin is like the love child of John-John and Paul Newman...so even better. Yeah, I said it! Google him. I promise you won’t regret it.