Hedonism, by Halston

Most people are oohing and ahhing over the micro-seconds of Eternals footage in the latest Marvel trailer that popped up this morning, but my superheroes don't wear capes -- they wear caftans with necklaces adorned with cocaine spoons! So the just-dropped trailer for the Halston miniseries starring Ewan McGregor is much more my flavor. You start showing gay orgies...

... and maybe we'll talk, Marvel. This trailer comes on the heels of the photos I shared last week -- see here and see here. The show drops on Netflix in a scant 11 days and the press, it's ramping up. That said for all the skin and sin on display in this trailer, the thing that caught my eyes the most was...

There is plenty of gay sex in the HALSTON trailer but all I want to know about is that woman inhaling the jockstrap pic.twitter.com/33oYtbFSuL

— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) May 3, 2021

To quote Harold in The Boys in the Band (which seems an appropriate place to run for a quote) -- "Who is she? Who was she? Who does she hope to be?" I can't wait to find out. Here's the trailer:

And if you'd like a couple more gifs hit the jump...