While I know she's been super busy writing and directing and being nominated for Oscars (not to mention NOT being nominated for Oscars she SHOULD have been nominated for) and birthing babies and being on the cover of Time Magazine and listening to Noah Baumbach bitch over breakfast and being a genial-enough lightning rod for conversations about White Womanhood I have still, all that shit aside, been holding out hope against hope that my beloved Greta Gerwig would do that thing that made me fall in love with her all those many many years ago, she knows what thing. So do you. The acting thing. That thing. It's been FOUR YEARS since we've seen her blessed face on-screen, four years since she gave one of her best turns in Mike Mills' masterpiece 20th Century Women. Okay...
So yesterday's big news, involving yes her husband and yes her husband's on-screen avatar slash Star Wars Action Figure, and yes the big-screen adaptation of a famous book by a beloved author, is really to me all about her. Greta Greta Greta! The news anyway is that she's going to co-star opposite Adam Driver in Noah Baumbach's White Noise, adapting Don Delillo's 1985 book. Here's the book's synopsis off Amazon:
I'll just admit I haven't read White Noise right upfront, although yes, I'm poseur enough that I ordered a copy online within minutes of hearing this news yesterday. But what do y'all think of the book? And these people attaching themselves to the book? The film is supposed to shoot in July.
GRETA GERWIG IS GOING TO ACT AGAIN— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) January 14, 2021
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