I GUESS MY INVITATION TO OLIVER JACKSON-COHEN & PAUL MESCAL’S SEXY BOAT TRIP VACATION GOT LOST IN THE UNITED STATES POSTAL SERVICE pic.twitter.com/ycTJ4bnWaF— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) October 17, 2020
... and okay no they weren't "canoodling" but I got you to picture it in your head for a hot sec, didn't I? You are welcome. And they weren't so much "spotted" as they were "Instagramming themselves there in order to make spazzes exactly like yours truly have canoodling fantasies about them." And it's okay! I don't mind being gay-baited in the slightest. If it makes a dent in the centuries of women being asked to paw at each other for straight male fantasies I say so be it! I will suffer for their art.
Variety says that Oliver (as well as Ed Harris) joins the already-killer cast, which includes Olivia Colman, Peter "Maggie's Husband" Sarsgaard, the great Jessie Buckley... oh and Dakota Johnson baby! This movie is more than I can even. More than I can even. Here's my original post about it with the details on "what is it about" or whatever, like that matters at this point.