Today I'd rather be...
this is the gay version of Futurama’s Hypno Toad
When did he get these tats??? :(
Mediocre average dick. Can’t believe so many people when crazy for it.
Wow.. handsome, smart, nice, dedicated to helping other people, nice body and gainfully employed... but his dick isn't 11 inches so let's remove him from the planet. Gays today...
Everything 5:09 said. But the tattoos! Why oh why the tattoos?? (And the dick comment? Really? Thanks for perpetuating the cliche that gays only care about dick size . . . Some of us are all about 'America's Ass. LOL)
The back flip is very impressive. He's a great guy, quite the beauty and a wonderful human being so I don't like to criticize but those tattoos are disappointing. Of course it's his body so if he's happy with them I'll just pretend they aren't there....like Tom Hardy though his are far worse.
I don't know if he's a nice guy. I know nothing of him personally but from what I've seen from his movies he is very generic looking (he looks like every other guy I see inside of Abercrombie & Fitch) and not much talent. I just don't get what the big deal is at all. I guess having abs, a square jaw, and being white makes you worthy of all the praise in the world.
The tats. :( :( :(
Oh my lord, I died and went to heaven! That chest and those abs! (P.S. MNPP should definitely also want a fanboy delusion starring Alexander Ludwig's latest workout IG Stories.)
GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE
Looks like the inside of a truck stop bathroom stall or alternatively, the desperately trendy torso of a 20 year old Instagram "influencer". Either way, completely unsexy.
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