Monday, June 01, 2020

Ansel Elgort Eighteen Times

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Today marks exactly 200 days until Steven Spielberg's remake of West Side Story is meant to come out -- if you're not a time-whizz that works out to December 18th of this year -- and so posting these recent photos of its "Tony" Ansel Elgort (via) seemed apt enough, for an afternoon treat anyway. And speaking of, treats that is, it seems pretty clear to me that Ansel's proud as heck of his Junior Officer Krupke since he keeps swinging that big thing around for photographs -- remember that shower photo his own father took a few months back? -- so perhaps, as a treat, this will be the first full frontal West Side Story. I mean I am just spitballing here but they should give Maria something to really sing about. Shooting sparks into space indeed! Hit the jump for several more photos...






2 comments:

Owen said...

I watched The Goldfinch the other day and his performance is the equivalent of someone grabbing a slice of plain white bread and throwing it on the floor.

Anonymous said...

I truly believe he has a wildly large uncut penis