Tuesday, August 13, 2019

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

I, Tonya (2017)

Tonya: Where the fuck are my Dove Bars?
Jeff: We can't afford 'em. Eskimo Pie is just as good.
Tonya: I'm America's best figure skater!
I don't want friggin' Eskimo Pies.

I'm one of those weirdo people who really liked I, Tonya (here's my review) and conversations like this explain why -- these people are the people I grew up with, and the movie nails 'em to the wall insect-like. I'm going to holler, "Where the fuck are my Dove Bars?" every time I enter a room from now on, and they should put "Friggin Eskimo Pies" on a t-shirt. Anyway it's Sebastian Stan's 37th birthday today, and we wish him a happy one, most especially in the wake of this recent Instagram picture he posted (click to embiggen)...

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