Friday, February 15, 2019

Good Morning, Gratuities

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Howdy everybody, a happy Friday to one and, wait for it, all. That there would be Jason Statham in last year's shark-mediocrity The Meg, which I reviewed right here, saying it "feels like a first draft." Plus more! Meaning I said more than that, even. Read more here. Anyway what doesn't feel like a first draft is Jason Statham's Abs...

... those suckers have been worked over, many many times. And now that I have you thinking about "working over" Jason Statham's abs, try to pay attention to this: this scene from 2018 represents a runner-up in our "Great Gratuities of 2018" awards, part of our Golden Trousers Awards  (aka The Pantys) for last year, which we're finally going to post, I believe, next week. Ta-dah!

This isn't the smartest time of me to get going on these since we're heading out of town early this afternoon and we're not back until late on Monday, making next week a short week, but I really want to beat the Oscars this year -- I mean even at this point post-Sundance most of our brains have wandered away from the films of 2018. So let's get this done! Right, Jason?

Jason says right. Anyway long story not really short we've got some more "runner-up" stuff scheduled for today and I'm hoping to schedule some stuff for Monday too, even though we won't technically be back from our trip, so stay tuned! And next week we'll be giving you our Favorite Movies of 2018, ur Favorite Performances, and more of these Great Gratuities. On that note hit the jump for more Jason, who'll whet your appetite for more and then some...








2 comments:

Forever1267 said...

Easily the best part of this dumb, Dumb movie

Nyles Andrews said...

Exactly it was a Campy Decent Shark Film and the best brief parts my Turn on's were when Jason's Character in the film came out sexy ("Bare Chested and just wearing only a Towel around his waist"). xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox