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Hard Candy (2005)

Hayley: Seriously. It turns out that castration is like
the easiest surgical procedure around, and thousands
of farm boys across the country geld their own livestock.
So I figured, if they can do it, then I can pull it off,
if you know what I mean.
Jeff: I'm not fucking livestock.
Hayley: You keep telling yourself that, stud.

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