Thursday, October 25, 2018

Good Morning, Gratuitous Aaron Altaras

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All the boys I had crushes on in college were floppy-haired brunettes who played on the soccer team, and I went into Mario - a new Swiss gay soccer romance that's playing at NewFest this week - with some expectations. And Aaron Altaras met those expectations. Since I'll be reviewing Mario later this week officially for the fest I don't want that review to devolve into a bunch of slobbering sounds, so we'll do us here a separate post. For...
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... slobbering. I mean I could write an entire review devoted to Aaron's butt, how the film frames his butt, and how Cinema (Not To Mention Aaron's Butt) Is A Grand Gift Sent From The Heavens Et Cetera... but you'll see on your own when the movie comes out. (There is this one shot of him naked on a bed... I tell you, readers, I rewound the film fives times.)

For now go follow Aaron on Instagram (let's get this young man some more movie roles) and keep your eyes peeled for my review of Mario very soon, and then I guess keep your eyes peeled for the movie Mario itself (I'll let you know when it gets a proper release, no doubt). Until then we hit the jump for all the Aaron I could gather up into my greedy, greedy hands...






















2 comments:

Mark B. Wise said...

The waxed chest is so so wrong. *drools unapologetically*

J.D. Fitzgerald13 said...

he is gooorgeous! yummy!