Francis Ford Coppola's Bram Stoker's Dracula is very nearly a perfect movie, in my ever so humble opinion - nearly perfect except for one little thing: Gary Oldman's young sexy Dracula is not in any way shape or form sexy. Don't come at me, bro. He just isn't. Oldman does a commendable job playing Old Wizened Dracula and Werewolf Dracula and Pile Of Rats Dracula - all of those things I can buy Gary Oldman as. But sexy? With that weave?
But perhaps I'm nuts? Y'all tell me...
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