Wednesday, October 24, 2018

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

you can learn from:

Soapdish (1991)

Dr. Randall: The test results have come back.
Maggie: And?
Dr. Randall: And I'm afraid the results are very
disturbing. It seems that Angelique has a rare case
of brake fluid... Bran... fluid. Bran flavor.
Maggie: Brain fever!
Dr. Randall: Yes. Brain fever. Or what we call
in Austria... Kopfgeschlagen. At the current rate
of inflation, her brain will laterally explore the...
Maggie: Literally explode?
Dr. Randall: Exactly, within the next three houses.
Maggie: Hours?
Dr. Randall: Yes, will literally explode within next
three hours. I would suggest leaving the restraint.
Maggie: Restaurant?
Dr. Randall: Restaurant, yes.
Maggie: Her brain will actually explode?
Dr. Randall: Yes, yes, I've, um, seen it happen.
It's a dreadful, dreadful thug. Thing.
A very happy 71 to Kevin Kline today!
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2 comments:

Jon Collins said...

When I came out for the very first time, the celebrity who I said I was attracted to the most was Kevin Kline. And these gifs are throwing me back to that era of Kline-sexiness.

So, thank you.

That and reminding people that SOAPDISH is hilarious and a (problematic) classic.

Anonymous said...

Oh god I love this movie and yes, it's hard to watch knowing the issues that pop up at the end.