Tuesday, May 29, 2018

Armie Hammer & Joe Manganiello's Wedding

I was going to ask, "Who the hell do you have to be in order to get Armie Hammer and Joe Manganiello at your wedding," but it turns out the answer is "the editor of People Magazine" so nevermind. People's Jess Cagle got married to his fella Matt Whitney over the weekend in the Hamptons and Armie & Joe both showed... not as dates, unfortunately; their respective ladies were around too.

Although I suppose it's not totally unfortunate because both of those ladies were responsible for posting more pictures of Armie & Joe on their Instagrams so I suppose we'll allow it. Also in attendance (as pictured above) - Sarah Jessica Parker and Andy Cohen, who seem to travel as one these days, and that Matthew Broderick hanger-on too. I'm sure there were plenty more names but I'm not a fucking gossip magazine, I just want to look at Armie & Joe, thank you very much.


Anonymous said...

Lemme guess... Andy Cohen got drunk and hit on every man there... probably tried to climb Armie Hammer and plant his flag.

Robert H said...

Hmmm, don't blame him;The Hammer is a towering vortex of psychotic sensuality who's also been known to act professionally on occasion.