Wednesday, February 28, 2018

Dial Nine One One

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I was terrified for a second that the video Armie Hammer just posted on his Instagram was of his chest being waxed but the hair doesn't seem to be going anywhere so perhaps he's just getting his tit massaged? (Recall he broke his tit last year from working out too hard... or so he said.) Anyway because I thought his chest was being waxed I had already alerted the authorities about an ongoing Hate Crime in progress, so just don't answer the door, Armie. At least not until I get there to continue the whole massaging process, anyway...
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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Damn, but his chest has filled in nicely. I remember when it was just a Y shape. Love that fur.

Jason Adams said...

Agreed -- he actually looks way beefed up in the chest and arms here. I am excited about whatever this is for and hope it involves lots of photography.

creamycamper said...

Ooh, I bet he smells super good!! Good and musky and all sweaty... woof

Ben said...

The "fascia" are the tissues (mainly collagen) that underlie the skin and surround muscles or organs. So it looks like he's having some sort of tissue massage, and not a depilation.

On a less learned note, I still dream of falling asleep on that chest.

Marc said...

Someone gets paid to do that? I definitely chose the wrong career.