Friday, November 17, 2017

Do Dump or Marry: And Justice For All

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Justice League is out in theaters, and I pray for both the souls and asses of all of you who are actually going to go sit through it. Not me! There's a Michael Haneke retrospective at Film Forum and Call Me By Your Name at MoMA in my immediate future! Anyway good luck with that. But since it's The Movie Of The Weekend I figure it's a good time for this, which I've been putting off until now -- let's pretend like Henry Cavill doesn't exist (not easy) and  let's pretend like Ben Affleck doesn't exist (the exact opposite of not easy)...

... and "Do Dump or Marry" the other three men-folk in this here spandex legion. That'd be Jason Momoa as Aquaman, Ezra Miller as The Flash, and Ray Fisher as Cyborg. Give us your answers in the comments, please! Wonder Woman approves!


9 comments:

Dennis said...

This one is quite easy for me (unlike some). I would DO Ezra Miller, MARRY Jason Momoa (I love that he's a big guy who probably actually is a softie and would make a loving hubby), which sadly means I would have to DUMP Ray Fisher.

notanotherblog said...

Do Ray Fisher, Dump Ezra Miller, Marry Jason Momoa.

Omar said...

Do Ray, Dump Jason (sorry Jason!), and Marry Ezra (I've had a thing for him for awhile!)

Scott said...

I'm with Omar - Do Ray, Marry Ezra, Dump Jason.

Forever1267 said...

I'm with notanotherblog here:

Do Ray Fisher, Dump Ezra Miller (sorry, Twinks!) and Marry Mr. Mamoa. And get him to stop shaving that chest.

Steve said...

Do - Jason
Dump - Ray
Marry - Ezra

Matt the Bruins fan said...

Do Ray, dump Jason (I've heard stories of horrible behavior), and marry Ezra.

Anonymous said...

Easy peasy Do Jason Momoa, never needs an explanation. Dump Ray(luck of the draw bud). Marry Ezra because he radiates wisdom and love, he's a badass sweetheart who makes the world infinitely better and that face.

Gemris said...

This is SO old, but I have to add mine. First, I'd do Jason. I've had a lust for him since his early Baywatch days, so I'm still curious and want to say I did that, but I don't like the Grizzly Adams thing. And I'd marry Ray. I mean, I can't imagine anyone not wanting to wake up to that body and smile every morning (not to mention he's a good person). Sorry Ezra.