Wednesday, June 28, 2017

Who Will Top, Hugh or Ansel?

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Lord knows there's nothing Hugh Jackman likes more than being pressed up against a twink, so we're giving him what he wants. (Honestly if Hugh wants to share we'll give him what he wants any ol' day of the week, but we digress.) We're pressing him up against lucky twink Ansel Elgort today due to a couple of timely coincidences -- firstly they're both in the news since Ansel's film Baby Driver (my review) is out now, while the trailer for The Greatest Showman dropped this morning...
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... which was honestly like nails on a chalkboard to me...
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... but what do I know? I'll just go happily re-watch Tod Browning's Freaks for the hundredth time, and you should go read Nat's take on the trailer over at The Film Experience; this movie's way more in his wheelhouse than it is mine. 

Anyway that's not all pushing these two hunka hunkas in our face today -- secondly Hugh has signed up to play former Senator Gary Hart (whose presidential run was ruined by an affair in the 80s) in a film from director Jason Reitman, while Ansel has signed on to play no less than President John F. Kennedy (the twink version, obviously) in a story about his time in the Navy.

Hugh and Ansel are both pretty good casting for those particular politicians, I think. Ya think? But since both the fellas are out here selling what they're mamas gave 'em today I figured we'll buy a little bit of it and ask y'all...

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7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't get Ansel's appeal. His face is extremely punchable, and his attitude fits into his punchability.

Simon said...

Ansel is not as bad as Miles Teller, but after seeing that music video he made his cringeworthyness went way up. And I agree that trailer for that circus movie looked terrible.

Anonymous said...

Hugh is a man. Ansel is a potato.

Anonymous said...

I think most people's reason of liking Ansel is because of him as Augustus Waters in The Fault In Our Stars. But he does absolutely nothing for me.

Anonymous said...

"I don't get Ansel's appeal. His face is extremely punchable, and his attitude fits into his punchability."

I don't get people who think that it's okay to want to hit people.

Anonymous said...

Tbh, some people had the face and attitude to deserve a punch like this guy

Scot said...

Zac is in this movie too, right? 'Nuff said.