Thursday, January 19, 2017

Good Morning, Gratuitous Guy Madison

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When I saw it was vintage beefcake actor Guy Madison's birthday today I figured I'd be able to find a quick pic of him stepping out of the shower in one of those classic pictorial magazines from back in the day and be done with it, since I'd already done a post of this sort for Guy before, but when I looked back at the old post I was surprised by its skimpiness - this is Guy Madison we're talking about here! He's like the blond Clint Walker! Surely I could do better.

So let's do better. I really wanted to find a clip of the scene in 1949's Massacre River where he wrestles with Rory Calhoun (sidenote: SEE ALSO THIS POST) in one of those little wooden brothel tubs that the Westerns made so popular...



... or at least find a clip of him laying in bed with Tom Tully in Til the End of Time (every single picture I can find from that movie makes it look gayer than Rainbow Brite on a meth bender). 

But I couldn't find proper clips for either. Oh well. I did find that picture up top of Guy in bed with shelves, and that's not half-assing anything. And speaking of half asses, hit the jump for more "short shorts at muscle beach" pictures then you can shake a stick at...










2 comments:

Mark B. Wise said...

Reminds me of John Eric Hexum. I think it's the chin.

Anonymous said...

Wow, I've not noticed him before! Such a mesmerizing sight after feeling blah about boring horse-face Jake in the first post. Will check him out!