Friday, May 30, 2014

Good Morning, Gratuitous Clint Walker

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What do you guys think - was Clint Walker the ultimate beefcake? I think he might've been. If you're all "Clint who?" well baby, have I got some stuff to show you. Clint's best known for playing the lead role in the late 1950s western Cheyenne, which, well, involved him doing everything without his shirt on. I think my favorite sequence of shots comes from the scene spotted above - you've got to see it in it's entirety. This lady knows what's what...


She is my hero, the wind beneath my wings. I've never actually seen any episodes of Cheyenne, only clips, but I think if I had been a lil' gayling back in the late 50s I would've had to hold my Howdy Doody doll in my lap while watching this show exploit all 6 foot four inches tall and forty feet wide of him, lemmetellyawhat. But it didn't stop at Cheyenne - watch this very similar clip of a similar lady enjoying all life has to offer while bathing Clint as a young shirtless beautiful Roger Moore watches...
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This movie is called Gold of the Seven Saints and I think I have to watch it in its entirety if I can find it, because look at this other picture I found from it...

Roger Moore is SO HAPPY. Dudes what's the deal with Roger Moore anyway? This is the second time in the past few weeks that I've been exposed to a youthful Roger Moore enjoying the experience of man-on-man - we posted that shot of him getting, um, excited as Jody McCrea stepped on his bare back. Roger Moore! Whassup buddy? Anyway...

... back to Clint. Front to Clint! Every side to Clint, Clint, Clint. Clint's still going! He's turning 87 years old today. He hasn't acted in anything in 20 years, but those sturdy genes of his that he showed off so frequently weren't bullshit - he was built to last.

So yeah, that. Good grief. I'm gonna have to go lay down for awhile with a cold compress. Elevate my feet. Take my pulse every sixty seconds and some shit. While I go do that, y'all hit the jump for a bunch more pictures, if your heart can take it.

















11 comments:

par3182 said...

no wonder rock hudson and tony randall thought his character BERT POWER was the perfect specimen of manhood for doris day in send me no flowers, which also features paul lynde.

wow, that sentence just kept getting gayer the longer i typed it

Anonymous said...

Isn't he like a live version of Gaston from Beauty and the Beast? Gorgeous man.

AG said...

That last picture (GIF) is just beyond!

Made me weak at the knees <333

Better than porn or most gratuitous scenes in films today really.

That's why we NEED that Channing Tatum gay movie where the geeky gay guy gets the attractive guy out of his league!

Anonymous said...


I was a girl in the 50's and had the same admiration you speak off. I still have those feelings about him. Best beefcake I've seen! "Cheyenne" can be seen on some cable channels. Clint also has a website where you can buy some of his work. MW

Rover said...

That "bath tub threeway" pic is priceless. It literally looks like that blonde guy just sat down on Clint Walker's erect penis...and they both liked it. ;)

Fan For Life said...

The KING of BEEFCAKE KINGS!!!!

Anonymous said...

Wonderful article, pics, and comments. Clint Walker is beef for the ages.

iain said...

Gold / 7 Saints was a wonderful movie- as was Yellowstone Kelly wherein Clint's chest seemed to fill the screen. I was a little boy in the 1950s and I insisted on seeing every Clint Walker and Steve Reeves movie that came to town (ditto Aldo Ray). 8 years old, and I was already Gay As All Get Out.

Anonymous said...

Clint Walker was and remains the alltime epitome of THE virile, masculine, hairy and rugged man ever to appear on television and film. I remember viewing him back in the 1950s when his show debuted'' Cheyenne ''. Then he ventured into films and had an amazing scene with Kim Novak in the movie called '' The Amazing Train Robbery''. Now, the Cheyenne tv servies has resumed in one of our local stations early in the morning from 500am until 600am monday through friday. It's worth viewing ever day, just to view Mr.Walker. He was and is a fine actor. His fistfight scenes were the best ever.
he is very easy on the eyes and a pleasure to view.

OhioAngel said...

By all accounts that I can find, Clint was 6'6".
I can tell that a gay man wrote this article--Roger Moore wasn't looking at Clint, he was looking at the girl shaking her behind. He wanted Clint out of the water so he could have her hand on him, which is why he asked how long was Clint going to be.




Unknown said...

"...that blonde guy" sitting on Clint is Sir Roger Moore, pre-Simon Templar, pre-James Bond. Clint & Roger basically do Butch & Sundance a decade before Newman & Redford. And better! They should have made more movies together. In colour!