Tuesday, June 21, 2016

Meet GyllenMara

What do you think Jake Gyllenhaal and Rooney Mara were talking about as they strolled through NYC yesterday? They've never starred in a movie together but they have both worked for David Fincher, so I'm pretending it's about David Fincher. Actually they're probably talking about handling David Fincher's gigantic testicles, judging by Jake's hand gestures. (pics via)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

"I gripped Xavior's left titay and gave it a harsh twist. His delight quickly turns into a grimace.

Bercot who? Kween Rooney OWNZ Carn Best Actress. No splits!"

(Out of the paps' earshot, Rooney begins to lightly giggle into her invisible scarf.)