Wednesday, February 03, 2016

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Bachelorette (2012)

Gena: What are you doing? Why do you have 
the baby out of the garbage bag? 
Regan: I'm matching the thread color to the dress. 
Gena: Uh, it's a wedding dress. I think maybe it's white. 
Katie: Oh, actually, it's ivory. 
Regan: Actually, it's pearl. 
Gena: OK. You know what? Knowing stuff like that 
does not make you guys cool. It makes you... 
Regan: Amazing? 
Katie: Gorgeous? 
Regan: Incredible? 
Katie: God blessed me with perfect tits, 
it's only right that people should know that? 
Gena: I was gonna say it makes you stupid. 

I look forward to wishing Isla Fisher a happy birthday every single years as long as she's having birthdays and I am here to wish them, via lines of dialogue she spoke in this movie, for it is heaven, the lot of it. (See last year's right here.) Happy 40, Isla! I hope you just had fun shooting a movie with Jake Gyllenhaal and Aaron Johnson and Armie Hammer, you lucky so-n-so...

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