Monday, November 30, 2015

Jumpin' Jurassic Park!

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Speaking of Cyber Monday deals (I told you earlier about the Universal Monsters boxed-set being super cheap right now) to blow your minds, I'm glad I waited to buy the Steven Spielberg boxed-set that came out last year -- Amazon has it for just over $40 right now, which is down from the $200 it cost when it came out. Jinkies! The set includes his films Duel, Sugarland Express, 1941, Jaws, ET: The Extra-Terrestrial, Always, and the first two Jurassic Park films on blu-ray, and it's worth that much for just those last two honestly.
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Casey Affleck One Time

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Legend in 200 Words or Less

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Turns out a Tom Hardy squared is a Tom Hardy divided. While Tom's not so much the problem with Legend - he (give or take the endless smirks of Taron Egerton) proffers the 2+ hour slog its few moments of grace and humor - it does seem that everybody was so caught up in capturing the spectacle of the doubled dude seamlessly that they forgot to get anything else in their house in order, leaving little things like plot, or cinematography, or music, or common-sense itself roaming the wilds. Here's a fun parlor game for you to play while watching the film - read aloud the IMDb list of the names who worked on this movie, legends themselves like Dick Pope and Carter Burwell, and try to astonish your viewing partners with the disconnect between their former work and what you're watching on the screen. It's alarming! You will gasp and marvel! And you'll momentarily be entertained, at least by something.
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Take Me Captive, David Oyelowo

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Have any of you guys heard about, or maybe even seen, some movie called Captive with David Oyelowo and Kate Mara, which apparently was released back in September? I was looking up David because of his upcoming Othello on Broadway with Daniel Craig (sidenote: if anybody wants to buy me tickets to that for Christmas, go ahead and feel free!) and I stumbled across that picture above and, uh, now I would like to see Captive please. Here's the trailer:
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And after the jump some more pictures...

Pic of the Day

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I would have posted this picture of Michael Angarano flashing his (sadly censored) bits earlier today when I capped the actual scene from The Knick if I had seen it before thirty seconds ago, but since I didn't I doubt anybody's too verklempt over a double dose of Bearded Bertie's Wonder Emporium. This is via actor Chris Sullivan's Instagram account (he plays Cleary on the show).
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Ten Pounds Of That Bitchly Cow Corn

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It's a fight to the death with this week's "Beauty vs Beast" over at The Film Experience, where we're celebrating the 25th anniversary of Misery, Rob Reiner's glorious adaptation of Stephen King's novel starring Kathy Bates and James Caan. The film came out on this day in 1990, made over 60 million bucks, won Kathy Bates a much deserved Oscar, and changed the way we look at fandom forever. A billion Tumblr writers were born that day, my friends!


Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... getting some exposure
with Hugh Jackman and friend.

I thought about asking y'all to choose between Hugh and his speedo-clad beach friend (via) but even with more acreage covered up and those horrible expressions on his face Hugh is still the only correct answer. I mean did you guys see that #TBT picture Hugh posted onto Instagram last week?

Dear lord, too adorable.
Hit the jump for more of those beach pics...

Anomalisa & Moi

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I made it! I did it, you guys! I'm seeing Charlie Kaufman's new movie the stop-motion animated Anomalisa tonight, thanks to the fine folks at MoMA, and I have managed to make it this far without having watched the trailer or read any reviews - I know right next door to nothing about it! I do know that a bunch of people have gone nutso hyperbolic about it on Twitter, calling it the greatest thing to ever have thinged, and I do know that a bunch of people have reacted in return with, "Meh, really?"'s... but then, that's Twitter, and awards season in general. (I mean if I get around to writing a my own review of The Danish Girl later today you're gonna hear a "MEH REALLY" that will blow your socks right off, so I understand these impulses.)
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But then I also know that Charlie Kaufman's last film Synechdoche New York is my favorite movie of the past 20 years, give or take, so my expectations for this one are brutal, and I'm just trying to keep myself sane here. Add on top the fact that Kaufman is actually supposed to be at the screening at MoMA tonight and I am a big ball of spazz today. Don't mind me! Anyway that video just above is a behind-the-scenes featurette on Anomalisa; I haven't watched it yet, which you should know if you read anything I literally just wrote. But you should watch it if you wanna, or whatever.
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Movie Monsters Original Flavor

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Try as they might to charm us James McAvoy and Danny Radcliffe couldn't keep Victor Frankenstein from flopping pretty hard this weekend, and over at The Film Experience this, along with Crimson Peak's bad box office, inspired Nathaniel to wonder:

"Do you think Universal is getting worried about their classic movie monster multiverse plans? Today's audiences maybe don't have a yearning for the gothic flavors of more old school horror?"

Victor looked terrible from every angle but he's got a point when it comes to Crimson Peak, which is a failure I still can't comprehend. It was so good! Don't cry, Tom Hiddleston...

... I still love you. But Universal is pushing it still - as mentioned last week they are desperate for Angelina Jolie to play the Bride and they just hired Tom Cruise for their Mummy reboot. I personally think the blockbuster approach to these creaky old franchises is poison - just look at Van Helsing (god forbid anybody look at Van Helsing) or the botched Wolf Man movie for proof of that. Francis Ford Coppola did make Dracula work back in 1992 but back then a studio actually let an auteur indulge his strangest whims -- do you really think Universal would let a lady hump a were-man today?

If only. I wanna live in that place again! Well at least we'll always have the original films, and hey look -- Amazon has the boxed-set of original films, everything from Dracula to the Frankensteins to The Invisible Man and Creature From the Black Lagoon, on super sale today! Go buy it, and then answer this question...

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Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:
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Julio: Chuy, nothing like tooting the old horn!
A happy 37 to Gael García Bernal today!
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Man Made Movies

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I didn't go to MoMA yesterday to see Charlotte Rampling in Andrew Haigh's new film 45 Years since I'd already seen the film a few weeks ago, but my boyfriend went and he took that picture of Haigh doing a Q&A for me to share with y'all. (Nice boots!) He liked the movie, as did I; I will try to review it before it comes out in a few weeks. But you should see it - Rampling's divine.

Anyway besides already having seen 45 Years I was planning on going to a separate screening yesterday (I love this city) - I went and saw Todd Haynes' Far From Heaven on my favorite screen and it was glorious, but you know that. We also had a guest at our screening...
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A photo posted by Jason Adams (@jasonaadams) on

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Five Frames From ?

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What movie is this?
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Good Morning, Bertie

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If you're watching Steven Soderbergh's The Knick and you're a sane person with good taste (and you're here so I assume that's true) then you're probably in love with Bertie, the bearded boy-doctor played by Michael Angarano (see previous Angarano gratuity here), and this week's episode offered up perhaps the choicest Bertie moment we'll ever get as the boy-doctor became a man-doctor with a period-appropriate game of striptease involving a top hat and not much else. I love this show in general but this, Steven Soderbergh, is really taking it to the next level. Hit the jump for the rest...

Thursday, November 26, 2015

Great Moments In Movie Shelves #42

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The boyfriend's been binge-watching episodes of Alfred Hitchcock Presents while cooking Thanksgiving dinner today - this picture's from the set of the third season episode "The Perfect Crime" with Vincent Price and James Gregory... and shelves, beautiful shelves! Happy Thanksgiving, you buncha turkeys! Go get stuffed!

Tuesday, November 24, 2015

Be My Jive Turkey

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So it turns out I've got a bonus unexpected day of vacation this Thanksgiving so we're closing up blog a wee bit earlier than planned. As in... now. Right now. We'll be back up and spouting nonsense come Monday -- until then you people enjoy your next several days, whether it's a holiday for you or not. See you on the flip-side of my food coma...
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The Spies of Hitch's Youth

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Bridge of Spies -- In some ways I like the Steven Spielberg making movies right now more than ever - no he's not flying the crazy heights of his crazier blockbustier days but there's a hard confidence, bone-deep, that supports everything he does like a silver skeleton; we're in most assured hands with his film-making. I guess that comes from having the ability to literally do whatever the fuck you want to do; Spielberg can crow about superhero flicks all he wants but he's still got Hollywood on a string. Not many other people are making movies a bunch of middle-aged men stumbling around in snow banks with the budgets he's working with. If it seems like I'm avoiding actually talking about Bridge of Spies proper, the movie itself, it's because it is just a pretty basic, solid, old-fashioned thing - it's middle-aged men stumbling around in snow banks. But compelling ones! There are hints here and there of a Munich-esque anger underneath everything that I wish there were more of -- perhaps replacing one or two of the shots of Amy Ryan's silent moist eyes? -- but I can't knock the precision with which Spielberg's settled into doing what he wants to do these days.

Hitchcock / Truffaut -- You can tell director Kent Jones' heart lay in the moments when he's making the passages of Truffaut's classic text come to life - when he's able to fuse Alfred Hitchcock's words with Alfred Hitchcock's pictures all at once into little poems of image and theory and sound and fury. And these are the moments when the film works best - like the good parts of the Shining documentary Room 237, we swirl obsessively around Hitch's ideas, Vertigo-like, sussing out his many signs and meanings. There's other stuff, like the basic building of the book, the hard dead facts of the behind-the-scenes How This Happened, that are less inspired - the doc soars when it goes full bore psycho-cinematic though.

Youth -- Example number two of 2015 that everything up to and including life itself would be better off being narrated by Rachel Weisz. Good grief is she a honey-voiced wonder. In a way this movie might suffer in the shadow of The Lobster - there's the Weisz factor and a stilted tone in an airless upscale setting. But I still liked Youth very much and reveled in the chance to hang out in the Alps with low-key Michael Caine and Co. (I don't really get the chatter of awards hype for Jane Fonda though; her couple of scenes felt a bit off-step to me.) Anyway Youth didn't hit me as hard as director Paolo Sorrentino's last film The Great Beauty did, but I could see myself seeing this again in twenty years and maybe finding something deeper to cling to. Michael Caine is a pleasure.
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Hashtag Cahoots & Other Wonders

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Over at The Film Experience we're giving thanks this week for whatever things we're thankful for from this past year, it being the season for thankfulness (not to mention the mass murder of most delicious dead turkey flesh) -- you can read my brief list here. 

It's actually not that brief, all things considered, but it could've easily been, like, three thousand items longer, for serious. Point being when you pray over your mutilated bird dinner this week you say your god-bless-yous to my self-restraint, y'all. I could've spent five thousand words on the cast of Fargo alone.


A Moment With Herzog

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This has been "A Moment With Herzog."
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Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... sharing a load with Michael B. Jordan.

Well Creed is out this week and it seems to be getting pretty stellar reviews - AO Scott says it might be the best boxing movie since Rocky! (AKA he apparently forgot Raging Bull exists). Naturally MBJ is all over the place press-wise - you should definitely check out this photo-shoot he did for Men's Fitness which I posted on the Tumblr. One of those pictures reminded me of one of my most favorite pictures from my youth though, so I gotta ask...

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Matthias Schoenaerts Four Times

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Do Dump or Marry - All of Them White Dudes

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I cannot be emphatic enough about how much I absolutely do not have any desire to see The Big Short, Anchorman director Adam McKay's upcoming "white dudes with white dude problems" movie starring all of the whites dudes under all of the wigs. It resembles no less than a fiery-nostrilled nightmare to me. I will admit that I'm surprised by this reaction to the trailers, as I was excited at first as I heard the names of all the boys signing on for it - Brad Pitt! Ryan Gosling! Steve Carell! Christian Bale! I like these folks! But somehow seeing it all slapped together inside a cloud of hair-dye and Axe Body Spray I'm compelled to retching, instantaneous retching. Oh well. But there are bright spots!

There are three whites dudes in the trailer that are acting as my anti-ipecac. There's Finn Wittrock, seen above...

... and there's Hamish Linklater, and...

... there is Billy Magnussen. For one they look like themselves and aren't trying to out-do each other in the crimp-n-curl department like whatever the hell is going on on Gosling/Pitt/Carell/Bale's heads. I mean...

... come on, Ryan Gosling. For another it's just nice to see some fresh faces getting a chance - somehow the pile-up of big established names in this movie became Too Much and it all curdled into its own Good Ol' Boys Club kinda sensation, and I am not getting the feeling that it's self-aware enough about this from the footage shown so far. (I get that this time and place looked like this but this movie's not convincing me it's a place I want to spend any time at all, is my point.) Anyway let's step aside from that and let's focus on our better angels - I am asking you guys...

... to Do Dump or Marry Finn & Hamish & Billy.
Take to it in the comments!
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Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Justified (2010)

Ty: This is bullshit! You shot me in the back! 
Raylan: If you wanted me to shoot you in the front, 
you shoulda run towards me. 

 Happy 51 to Garret Dillahunt today!
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Five Frames From ?

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What movie is this?
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