Monday, June 15, 2015

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... having a protein Schaech.

Oh god, that pun. Get a load of that pun. Somebody should shoot me in the face for that pun. I should be discharged for that one. Come again? Okay, okay, I'll finish. We already climaxed anyway.

Did you guys know Gregg Araki's film The Doom Generation is turning 20 thus year? Not until October, but still - earlier today I talked about the fun I had 25 years ago seeing Gremlins 2 in a theater; who could've thought that just five years after that I'd have gone from getting my kicks with silly rubber puppets hitting each other with mallets to getting my kicks watching Johnathon Schaech lick jizz off his hand? Ahh the wondrous change our teenage years represent.

We need to start a petition to get The Doom Generation onto blu-ray. Anyway all that aside as you can see I've gotten a little bit behind with sharing Johnathon's endless Twitter selfies (and other assorted photos) so that's where all of this is actually headed. Hit the jump for more...









2 comments:

Jonathan said...

A friend introduced me to The Doom Generation, junior year of college. Then she dragged me to see Prom Night because he was in it. It was awful! Brittany Snow can't act to save her life. Anyways, I loved The Doom Generation and still to this day have the dvd.

Peggy Sue said...

I've seen so many awful movies just because he appears in them. So hot!