Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

The Hangover (2009)

Stu: Why are you peppering the steak?

You don't know if tigers like pepper.

Alan: Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon.

I hate The Hangover movies, but I love Zach Galifianakis. Such a conundrum. (Not really.) Anyway Zach turns 45 today and maybe you think he's as sexy as I do, in which case you'll want to hit the jump; I found some NSFW stuff I hadn't seen before! Happy day, Zach!