Tuesday, April 02, 2013

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

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Gene: Can I make a quick announcement
before we finish up?
Beth: Sure.
Gene: I wanna thank all of you for a terrific Summer.
Cooking for all of you nice people has really helped me
deal with the fact that I fought in the Vietnam War. 
Have a great Winter!
I'm gonna go hump the fridge.
Beth: What?
Gene: Yes folks, it's true. I said I'm gonna go hump the fridge. What you may not know is I also own a bottle of dick cream, I fondle my sweaters and I often like to smear mud on my ass. You're probably asking yourselves, isn't he a weirdo? An outcast. A loose cannon. Maybe. I don't think so. I wanna introduce you guys to someone. [holds up a can of mixed vegetables] This is my friend. Well I don't know who he is but I do know this - at a time when I was trying to hide myself from myself he was there to show me a new way. And I couldn't hide from him! And I can be proud of who I am! I put it to you - Camp Firewood, as we spend the last day together, be proud of who you are! Look at me, Ma! I made it! I'm okay! Now, if you don't mind, I have some unfinished business to attend to.

Happy 52, Christopher Meloni!
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1 comment:

Adam said...

Watched Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas last night and Mr.Meloni plays a passive-aggressive lisping queen in that, kind of the anti-Keller.