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Picture it! You're at the Gotham Awards. You're suffering through another interminable Tree of Life clip, so you decide to go to the bathroom. You get in there and there at the urinals WHAM! it's Hugh Dancy, Penn Badgley and Zachary Quinto staring at you. Naturally, you lock the door behind you. They refuse the fourgy you demand, but in its place they say if you let one of them go, one of them will totally have sexual relations with you one time, and the remaining one will take your hand in wedded matrimony for as long as you may live and have continued sexual relations. (What? It could happen.) So whatddya you do, hot shot? Whaddya you do?
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Oh, now that's so so easy. Dump Badgley, do Quinto and marry Dancy. Why not marry Quinto instead of Dancy? Because the design of Quinto's website/blog is horrendous. Which I suppose is a whole new kind of shallow.
Dump Badgley so hard.
Do Quinto only because he's historically played bitchy so well that I can't imagine it doesn't come from SOME genuine place in him.
Marry Hugh Dancy because I will never get sick of looking at that face.
Ha! That is PLENTY enough reason, D Walber. When you're judging amongst this level they've got to have their shit in order or it's the gong for them!
Even though Penn's been looking a little stoned out of his mind lately I would do him and marry Hugh, of course. I like Quinto well enough but the bitchiness Joe mentions makes him seem more like someone I'd want to talk nasty about people with as a friend then allow to see me naked.
No contest...
Do: Penn Badgley
Dump: Hugh Dancy
Marry: Zachary Quinto
Easy:
Do: Quinto
Dump: Badgley
Marry: Dancy
Hugh Dancy is just too dreamy. I didn't know he was in Martha Marcy May Marlene (how could I not?!), and nearly fell out of my seat when he first appeared. I feel like having a Dancyathon now.
Every day is a Dancyathon!
Plus I've seen Hugh on stage TWICE now, so I feel like we have a personal relationship.
Did you go and see that show he's in now? I HATE YOU.
IT'S SO GOOD.
Damn damn damn!
Dump: Badgley. I blame Gossip Girl. Have yet to see Margin Call, maybe he is better in that.
Do: Quinto. We could use the rubber man suit from AHS!
Marry: Dancy. He was great in The Big C.
Do Penn
Dump Quinto ( brow stubble)
Marry Dancy
Marry Dancy (the accent)
Dump Penn (with that hair)
Do ... Quinto by default (but if Penn gets a haircut, let's talk)
Marry Quinto because I once had a dream where we got married and he was really romantic and sexy.
Dump Penn because he shaves his chest too much and if you got it, flaunt it.
Do Hugh because... well, really. Do I need to explain?
You left out an important criteria critical to this decision-in this scene is Penn natural or did fucking Gossip Girl make him shave his chest again?
I would only DO Pen Badgley if he keeps his chest hair. MMMM!!!! I need something to hold on to.
DUMP Quinto. He is an alien.
Hugh Dancy, will you MARRY me instead of Claire Danes?
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