Today I'd rather be...
... swimming with the polar bear(Jew)s.
That's Eli Roth via his tumblr, where he allows us mortals to watch everything he's been up to besides making another damned movie. He appears to have been partying in Italy for ages now. Not that I wouldn't like to spend forever partying in Italy, obviously. But we're not talking about me! Do as I do say and not as I would do, Eli Roth!