... you can learn from:
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: Swanney taught us to adore and respect the national health service. For it was the source of much of our gear. We stole drugs. We stole prescriptions or bought them, sold them, swapped them, forged them, photocopied them. Or traded drugs with cancer victims, alcoholics, old-age pensioners, AIDS patients, epileptics, and bored housewives.
Think about that during Obama's speech tonight and try to find a good argument against! There is none! We win! Wha ha ha!
Ahem. Here are a couple bonus pics of Ewan, because even when he was diving head-first into diarrhea he made heroin addiction seem downright alluring. Sign me up on the smack train! Just keep the head-turning babies away. Me no want head-turning babies. Other than that, it's gold! And no, this movie didn't teach me anything. Except the sexy parts!