... but you're stealing my thing. Things.
All of them! And it must stop!
See, I like you. I have since Troy actually. I thought you were terrific in that mostly not-so-terrific (besides the beefcake of course) movie. You gave a nice performance there. And also you had Brad Pitt (and not just any ol' Brad Pitt but Brad Pitt in Troy form, possibly the finest form ever we'll see) writhe around naked on top of you -
- which, with an actress I didn't like to see in things, that would've ended up annoying me, but with you, well I just wanna go to a bar and get drunk with you and ask you what exactly that fabulous experience was like. And from there you were really great in 28 Weeks Later too and I thought, "Hey, I like this gal a lot, I do." You just have a face that I trust.
But now you're in a supposedly not-half-bad rom-com-type movie with my love Hugh Dancy and you're sitting in interviews with him and bickering kind of adorably, and you're saying that you think that Brokeback Mountain is one of greatest romances you've ever seen, and then you go on about how you love horror movies and how awesome you thought Drag Me To Hell was... what the fuck, Rose Byrne? Who do you think you are? Me? And if you are me and I'm maybe experiencing some sort of split personality thing, could you please allow me access to those Brad Pitt memories? Like... NOW?
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But now you're in a supposedly not-half-bad rom-com-type movie...
Maybe she'll die at the end of it, like she dies in everything. There's always hope!
And as I always say, keep hope alive. Wait I don't ever say that. Nevermind. I mean, if death is what we're hoping for, and it is here, it'd be some kind of contradiction, a Catch 22, to want to keep that, i.e. death, alive, right? How do you keep death alive? Wow, I'm a philosopher and shit.
um, don't forget her stealing timothy olyphant in damages.
SHE MUST BE STOPPED.
It's interesting she choosed BM as the best romance ever, because that film starred with her former co-star ("Two Hands") and Aussie friend Heath Ledger.
i like her, sorry. But she's talented and sweet :P
She's one jammy bitch! But I do love her
Shes fit as
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