Oh crap, I knew this was gonna happen! See, after my previous post ranting about Megan Fox I couldn't leave well enough alone, all that talk of Transformers gang-banging Josh Duhamel got me hot and bothered so I scooted myself over to one of his fan-sites to look at pictures of him. And what should I stumble upon? This weirdness from a Transformers 2 premiere:
WTF! Horrors! Horrors! Fergie's juices have warped his entire head!* He's ruined, ruined! Cruel wicked woman, she destroys all she touches. All y'all looking forward to Rob Marshall's Nine, this is your warning: enter that theater and you'll leave looking like Gumby's white-baby abortion. Not to mention covered in pee. She must be ended. We've got to grab the torches and pitchforks and make our way to their Beverly Hills mansion before she ruins the world! Who's with me?
* I realize the picture was just taken from a weird angle and his head hasn't actually turned into a semi-colon. I am not insane.
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