Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Round Two Of Metamucil Humor A Go

Cue the laugh track set to explode whenever the words "walker" or "dentures" are uttered, because Stevie Spielberg is apparently all ready to do a fifth Indiana Jones movie, says Slash/Film.

"Newsround presenter Lizo Mzimba squeezed Shia LaBeouf for some details on his upcoming projects and according to the sometime Jones Jr., Steven Spielberg has “cracked” the story for the next movie and is “gearing that up”."

I was much less harsh on Crystal Skull than the majority of people were, but I haven't really had much desire to go back and watch it a second time. Perhaps I should. Yes it was silly, all the Indiana Jones movies are silly, you amnesiac fan-boy jackals.

So I could probably muster up enthusiasm about a fifth film. But they should keep it simple. No need for CG monkeys is what I'm getting at. And ditch Shia if at all possible. He rubs me wrong now even more than he used to.

1 comment:

SamuraiFrog said...

I used to really dig Shia, but he rubs me the wrong way these days, too. I think he should keep rubbing me until he does it the right way, tho...