Oh Jesse Bradford. Where have you been? Off getting your drink on, I guess. I did just see you ever-so-briefly in Oliver Stone's W. as an abusive frat boy (although your hazing of Josh Brolin was woefully under-served):
But mostly your adorableness doesn't drift onto my radar often enough. I'm only thinking of you right now because I saw someone just got to MNPP by searching for the phrase, "Jesse Bradford Boxers or Briefs"... to you, sweet searcher, I offer the answer via Happy Endings:
I'm just gonna take this opportunity to ramble a bit on Jesse since I never do. When did I fall for him? The moment I fell for Jesse Bradford hits me as quite obvious:
This scene in Bring It On is magic, but I've gone there before. Twice. It sparkles, it shimmers, it glows. And then he went and made a movie where he was a swimmer and the movie gave us too little skin to win. A shame. A Shame!
Besides his tiiiny part in W., the last time I saw him anywhere was in Clint Eastwood's Flags of Our Fathers (a movie I still have never found the patience to sit through).
He was in some rom-com with Elisha Cuthbert called My Sassy Girl (ugh), which I only mention because the featured user comment on its IMDb page is the following:
Ha. Everybody's a critic! Anyway, thanks to that anonymous eternal-underwear-question searcher for putting Jesse on my brain. Here are some more random pics, just cuz...
And here are a bunch of pictures of him from some 2001 flick called According to Spencer wherein he apparently (haven't seen the movie) dons a fireman costume for a porn flick:
Checking yet another fetish off the list. Thanks, Jesse!
You're too good to me, really.
.
(Jesse's not even in this picture; I couldn't find a picture
of him anywhere on the entire internet from the movie!)
of him anywhere on the entire internet from the movie!)
But mostly your adorableness doesn't drift onto my radar often enough. I'm only thinking of you right now because I saw someone just got to MNPP by searching for the phrase, "Jesse Bradford Boxers or Briefs"... to you, sweet searcher, I offer the answer via Happy Endings:
I'm just gonna take this opportunity to ramble a bit on Jesse since I never do. When did I fall for him? The moment I fell for Jesse Bradford hits me as quite obvious:
This scene in Bring It On is magic, but I've gone there before. Twice. It sparkles, it shimmers, it glows. And then he went and made a movie where he was a swimmer and the movie gave us too little skin to win. A shame. A Shame!
Besides his tiiiny part in W., the last time I saw him anywhere was in Clint Eastwood's Flags of Our Fathers (a movie I still have never found the patience to sit through).
He was in some rom-com with Elisha Cuthbert called My Sassy Girl (ugh), which I only mention because the featured user comment on its IMDb page is the following:
"So terrible, I wanted to vomit!"
Ha. Everybody's a critic! Anyway, thanks to that anonymous eternal-underwear-question searcher for putting Jesse on my brain. Here are some more random pics, just cuz...
And here are a bunch of pictures of him from some 2001 flick called According to Spencer wherein he apparently (haven't seen the movie) dons a fireman costume for a porn flick:
Checking yet another fetish off the list. Thanks, Jesse!
You're too good to me, really.
.
5 comments:
Another Jesse-phile says thanks for the pics. His bushy parts are sorely missed.
He looks good in the SwimFan pics but he was in Heights and had a male on male kiss which did not deliver in my opinion, scene was too dark and not hot. Whether he will ever become a leading man is another question.
God, Jesse Bradford in Happy Endings is so disgustingly appealing.
My Sassy Girl is a cute movie and not as bad as the trailer and that IMDB user makes it out to be. Plus, Jesse's really worth the watch.
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OH MY FUCKIN GOOOOOD!!!!
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