Thursday, May 08, 2008

Cha-Cha Heels


Hot piece and public masochist Johnny Knoxville is going to co-star alongside maturing indie darling and granny-fashion-innovator Parker Posey in a new John Waters movie! Via

"Johnny Knoxville and Parker Posey will star in John Waters' upcoming Christmas movie, Fruitcake. Little is being revealed about the plot, though it is said to center on a boy, named ''Fruitcake,'' who runs away from home during the holidays after he and his parents are busted for shoplifting food. He meets up with a runaway girl, who was raised by a gay couple and is searching for her birth mother."

I'd been wondering if Mr. Waters would ever set aside his busy schedule of lecturing at community colleges and being a talking head for VH1 programs to direct another movie. I know he says the world has caught up with him and he's incapable of being as outrageous as he once was now, but I'm still willing to watch him try. Even with a bore like A Dirty Shame we got to enjoy the spectacle of tiny Selma Blair with size-ZZZZ chest-melons, and I wouldn't give that up for nuthin.

Knoxville was in A Dirty Shame of course, but Posey's a new and I must say welcome addition to the Land of Waters - I can't wait to see what filth he concocts for a game lady like her to endure. Let's hope it's more Serial Mom than Cecil B. Demented.

And for the hell of it, here are a couple of pictures of Johnny Knoxville attempting to deep-throat his snake-penis from the DVD outtakes of A Dirty Shame:


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