A fine example of why I love living here, as opposed to somewhere rural like my hometown : I'm already freaking out about my 45-minute flight home tonight, information which I share with a friend of mine who works uptown. Said friend messengers me over two happy-pills and tells me to calm the fuck down.
Sweet!
And score. And "Ah, soothing medicated sensation."
Sure, you can get pills anywhere, but there's something extra-fun about having it brought to you by messenger. There are so many fun ways to come upon drugs in this city!
Or so I've heard. I'd never condone such illicit activities. Just say no!
I can say that with all seriousness, by the way, because Nancy Reagan is (seriously) like my fifth-cousin.
So I know from "Just Say No." It's in my blood!
Sweet!
And score. And "Ah, soothing medicated sensation."
Sure, you can get pills anywhere, but there's something extra-fun about having it brought to you by messenger. There are so many fun ways to come upon drugs in this city!
Or so I've heard. I'd never condone such illicit activities. Just say no!
I can say that with all seriousness, by the way, because Nancy Reagan is (seriously) like my fifth-cousin.
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