Tuesday, July 26, 2005

It's Gossamer, the Hair Monster!

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A DNA testing lab in Vancouver, BC, has agreed to test some strands of so-called Sasquatch hair. The scientist involved called this "sort of like a wildlife CSI story."

Has CSI really never done a Sasquatch story? That's what surprises me about this. They've done cheerleaders who are so high on angel dust they literally eat their friends, they've done plushies... I'm sure the "brains" at Bruckheimer Inc. will be drafting a Sasquatch tale for the upcoming season any second now.

But hey, if it means that witch Marg Helgenberger gets stomped on, then you'll hear no complaints from here. I hate Marg Helgenberger. I fucking loathe her.

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