Would That It Werwulf So Simple

Yesterday while I luxuriated in a full day of "Scary Movies" screenings the fine folks at Focus Features dropped the gorg new poster for Robert Eggers' Werwulf -- and star Aaron Taylor-Johnson might be far more nude than I was but he's decidedly less luxurious, twisting himself into knots one assumes mid-transformation. It is, as with all things Eggers touches, simple yet exquisite -- carving a myth down to its old-school fundamentals. That curs-ed hand in front of the moon will be giddy-making for any monster-kid, meaning that yes I have already dug around looking to see if they're selling this print yet. (No they are not.) Still plenty of time given the movie doesn't drop til Christmas -- here's the teaser trailer (full of Aaron butt!) in case you missed it. Or should I say myssed it? I have to tell you, I really had to fight the instinct not to spell everything in butchered faux-Olde-English in this post. You're welcome.