Garrett Wareing Slips Into Patrick Wilson's Pants

Well here's some news tied and trussed up straight for my birthday tomorrow -- beautiful fur-baby and freshly unearthed MNPP fave Garrett Wareing (from The Long Walk along with a couple dozen photoshoots I've posted over the past year or so) just went and got himself cast as Young Patrick Wilson in the upcoming prequel Conjuring film The Conjuring: First Communion. (Actress Amanda Fix, who's apparently in Jane Schoenbrun's upcoming horror film Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma got the Young Vera Farmiga role.) I'm actually surprised they recast the roles since haven't there been actors who's played the Young Warrens already? I guess at this point even those actors ain't so young anymore and they needed even fresher flesh. Well they sure got it with Garrett Wareing! They actually found someone hot enough that I cannot side-eye the casting as a Young Patrick Wilson -- good work! That said the Conjuring movies are grotesque Catholic propoganda that legitimize a pair of frauds, and even worse none of the movies have been any good for years. And even when they were "good" they were just "okay." But whatever! Good for lil' Garrett! Onward and upward.