Monday, April 20, 2026

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Road House (2024)

Ben Brandt: You, tell me about this bouncer.
Moe: Oh, uh, yeah I dunno, man. 
He's kinda strange, you know?
Ben Brandt: What do you mean, strange?
Moe: Yeah.. You know, he acts all nice and shit 
like he's Mr. Rogers or something. But then, man, 
he hauls off. He hauls off! He beats the living shit 
outta you! So, really interesting guy, overall. 
Ben Brandt: That was a brilliant analysis. 
Sam, throw these dum-dums overboard.
You know I chose this passage of dialogue from the Road House remake just to post these gifs of Billy Magnusson in a speedo -- you know it, I know it, Billy knows it, the aliens a billion light years from Earth know it, so let's just move on. Because it's Billy's birthday! Our beautiful blond Billy boy is turning 41 today and we wish him a great one. I imagine he is having one of those anyway since well he's Billy Magnussen, look at him. But also his new series The Audacity has, from what I can tell, gotten very good notices -- I haven't started it yet but it's very much on the list. Any of you watch it yet? 


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