Good Morning, World

I didn't bother seeing the Amy Winehouse bio-pic Back to Black because I heard really, really bad things about it and the trailer looked terrible and I kind of don't give a shit about Amy Winehouse anyway and all of Sam Taylor-Johnson's skills seem to be in the "landing a world-class hot husband" department and not so much the "directing" one. But I don't want to knock her too much because she did put said world-class hot husband on full, and I do mean full, display that one time -- and hey if she was just taunting us, showing us what we'll never have, that's fine, I am fine with that, I can go back to my post full of gifs and pretend. And also hey look it's Jack O'Connell topless in Back to Black! I also appreciate that. So I might not watch your movies, Sam, but I will inevitably post about them at some point at least because you always give us some gratuitous goods. I think we'd get along. We would have things to talk about. In summation -- call me, Sam!