Monday, May 06, 2024

Take a Big Bite Outta Jai


I feel like it's been ages since I've had Jai Courtney news to share, but now that I do it's absolutely awesome Jai Courtney news that is one hundred percent right up my alley -- he is going to star in a shark attack slash serial killer movie (yes I did indeed just write all of those words together) called Dangerous Animals, and it is going to be idrected by Sean Byrne, the director of my beloved 2019 prom horror movie The Loved Ones! Jai is playing a serial killer who abducts pretty girls and feeds them to sharks and I need this movie in my life immediately. It will co-star a couple of pretty young things I'm not familiar with -- Yellowstone's Hassie Harrison plays the kidnapped girl who must escape Jai Courtney Shark Serial Killer, and a very attractive young man named Josh Heuston (see below) (PS he played "Zeus Pretty Boy" in Thor: Love and Thunder, lol) plays her love interest who's trying to find her before Jai Courtney Shark Serial Killer gets his way. Serial killing. Via shark. I love the movies!



3 comments:

Daddy Bri said...

Josh Heuston plays the hottie named Dusty in Heartbreak High, an Australian series available on Netfix. He's a regular for season one, but only has two cameos appearances in season two.

Anonymous said...

He is beyond hot. And the character Dustin is a bisexual hottie, to be precise.

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