This was rumored a couple of weeks ago but Jonny Bailey's gone and announced it himself -- he is starring in the next Jurassic Park movie! If you're anything like me the last few Jurassic World movies really killed your enthusiasm for the franchise -- especially that last one which somehow wasted having Sam Neill and Laura Dern and Jeff Goldblum reunited -- and I didn't think they'd get me back on-board with another Jurassic movie. That coming from a person whose entire cinemania derives from the original Jurassic Park movie says something! But then they went and hired Godzilla director Gareth Edwards and I was like... "Well, maybe." But Jonny seals the deal -- we must support our gays! One truly does feel like Bailey maybe can really become the first out gay blockbuster leading man right now -- and since I have very little interest in Wicked this is my ticket!
Yes I saw Jurassic Park fifteen times in the theater but this is still the best thing to come out of it pic.twitter.com/kgavqmpPEF
— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) June 12, 2023
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"Hacks" is genius. Jean Smart is genius. But that joke is an all timer. I laughed for days after.
I swear to you this joke has popped into my head once a week ever since it aired. It's perfection.
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