Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

 ... you can learn from:

Butcher Baker Nightmare Maker (1981)

Cheryl: College is for rich kids and

people with brains. You wouldn't fit in.

The great and terrifying Susan Tyrrell was born on this day -- funny enough my boyfriend and I were just watching a recent TCM interview with John Waters last night and they showed a shot of Susan in Cry-Baby and unheeded my boyfriend whispered, almost under his breath, "I would've been so scared of her." And if that's not a tribute to her legacy I don't know what could be! 

I assume that you did hear the news that Severin is releasing an ultra-fancy set of Butcher Baker Nightmare Maker on glorious 4K this May, right? You can pre-order it right here or at Severin's site. We truly live in blessed, cursed times, where movies like this piece of glorious trash are given such over-the-top love and affection. Of course I snatched one right up -- and one of the 4K blinking eyeball box-sets of Cathy's Curse too! I mean I'm not deeeeranged!