Tuesday, February 13, 2024

Yes "New Movie" We Get It


A simple new poster for the Road House re-do dropped this morning... and yet. My undiagnosed-on-the-spectrum brain is annoyed. I hate how Amazon put their big dumb Prime logo and the date and the words "New Movie" on their posters -- that shit is just ugly. Even a block of credits looks better. Also their posters are never the right shape -- their too squat. It doesn't look like a poster. it looks like a page in a magazine. If I still had Photoshop on my computer (I'm still reeling with the loss of it since my old computer crashed) I'd show you what this poster should look like -- oh well. Here, the least I can do is help us to just stare at Jake's biceps:


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

this movie seems like it was made by AI