Wednesday, January 24, 2024

It's The Road House Poster


I flew home from Sundance last night (yes yes and my arms are real tired) but even still I wasn't planning on posting here until Monday, as the online portion of that festival begins today... and yet here we are. How could I not break into my break for that, the ab-tastic poster for Jake Gyllenhaal's Road House remake (via)? We're also being promised the trailer for the movie, directed by Doug Liman of Go fame, tomorrow -- so I'll probably make another exception about posting tomorrow. Stay tuned! Road House hits Prime (yeah they're being real dumb and skipping theaters) on March 21st. See all our previous coverage (with lots of Jake in states of undress even before this poster) right here. I hope my boyfriend is prepared for me to hang this poster above our bed!
 
ETA below is the trailer! Am I nuts or does it actually look fun and funny? I hope it works -- Doug Liman can be such a great director and obviously I want nothing but good (sexy) things for Mr. Gyllenhaal. And Billy Magnussen is playing an Evil Real Estate Developer! You can't fight that.


5 comments:

dre said...

Mmm...nomnomnom

VRCooper said...

I will always love Jake.

BUT please put down the razor. Love the picture of him sitting in a chair buck naked, reading a book, and in all his hariness.

Jake said...

Pass!!!! If that racist, homophobe, steroid abusing midget leprechaun Conor McGregor is in it, not interested. Hope McGregor snaps another leg 🤞

Natty Soltesz said...

Eh, I'll watch it. But if they don't do the "I used to fuck guys like you in prison" line I'll be bummed out.

par3182 said...

i hope the solution to the evil real estate developer's plan is "air rights".